Dear AlchemyX Members

[tiamot]

It is with much grave concern that I should bring to your attention the matter at hand.

We have been receiving harassment reports coming from all areas of the AX Realm. Reported Stumpite sightings are becoming more numerous, yet the harassment reports are namely directed at their evil mastermind, Xavious.

Please help us fight this recent spate of harassment that has cropped up yet again. Take the time to fill out the Xavial Harassment Form and submit it to us by E-mail. We will be sure to post your response (you can remain anonymous if you wish) so that others may know and understand what we are up against!

PLEASE STOP THE HARASSMENT! FILL OUT THIS FORM!

*Let's see who's got the best 'harassment' story, eh?

[Xavious]

Hey, I told you that time with the truck load of logs, the clown car, and the Xavmobile at the sausage processing plant was a complete accident and in no way, shape, or form me gathering supplies to harass others with. Honestly, scouts honor.

On a side note, am I the only one that sees the irony in that these forms are accessible the Stump?